Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
pictured here: Two actors who portrayed characters who desperately need(ed) to get fucking far away from the toxic manipulative middle aged men in their lives.
ENTJ: I make the rules.
ESTJ: I’ve written down the rules and made copies for everyone.
ESFJ: I’ve bent over backwards to fulfill all the rules.
ENFJ: Rules are great – they help us be better people.
INTJ: I’ve discovered all the inconsistencies with the rules and therefore consider them void.
INFJ: These rules are not benefiting me. I’m making up my own rules.
ISTJ: I’ve completed everything according to the rules.
ISFJ: These rules suck!!! *goes along with the rules*
ENFP: Ooops! I didn’t realize there were rules!
ENTP: I’ve discovered these rules are not actually fulfilling their purpose, let me explain why.
ESFP: Is there a fine for breaking the rules? I’ll just pay that.
ESTP: Watch me break the rules!!!!!
INTP: I’ve figured out a way to bend each rule.
ISTP: These rules are important for others, and if I feel like it I might follow along.
ISFP: I’m breaking all the rules, but it’s okay because I don’t think anyone noticed.
INFP: Completely unaware that rules exist, worried about why everyone seems so stressed.
either we’re all going home or none of us are.
i) The Animagus transformations, I’d be horribly curious about my default form plus fffff McGonagall made it look cool
ii) Expecto Patronum, similar to the Animagus transformation I want to know what my patronus is plus dammit they’re pretty ;__;
iii) Wingardium Leviosa because this is the only other spell I remember off the top of my head that doesn’t involve killing/torturing people and heck yeah levitating things (brb looking more up-)
iv) Incendio because firestarting would be hella handy, especially when stranded in the mountains overnight (true story)
v) Last but not least Oblivate, although wow that would really be a loaded one to know.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (07.21.2007)
Uzo Aduba’s reaction to winning the Critics’ Choice Award for ‘Best Guest Performer in a Comedy Series”